Second Period Adventures

What

So I am chatting with Nate on Gmail chat, with which I have never had this problem. But somehow it keeps spitting things I’ve said previously in the chat back at me. These things show up on my log but not on Nate’s, and it’s like a snowball - it keeps grabbing new sentences. Too weird not to share with folks, I thought, even though doing so is kinda useless. Right now we’re up to five sentences. I typed them three or more minutes apart, but they still appear together. This is what appears every few minutes:

me: Oooooh

So I accidentally locked Mom out of the house today and then biked far away

That combined hip hop and classical

Wow

Le shrug

…

It is kind of not okay

Autocorrect, Episode 5

Me: *typing* Ah, it's just as well
Phone: "Ah, it's Hyderabad as well"
Me: 
Phone: 
Me: What
Phone: 
Me: I don't even know what Hyderabad means
Phone: 
Me: That is possibly the best autocorrect of all time
Phone: ...?
Phone: Really?
Me: Yeah that was some crazy shit right there.
Phone: I'VE DONE IT?
Me: Um
Phone: AFTER SO MANY YEARS
Phone: OH GOD I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM

Autocorrect, Episode 4

Me: *typing* Yeah I just texted my mom
Phone: "Yeah I just recursive my mom"
Me: 
Phone: 
Me: What.
Phone: 
Me: That one doesn't even make a little sense

http://i.imgur.com/hfPPm.gif

This is pretty much my favourite

Mom: You need to stay in college so that you don't end up as some self-important person who describes others as: "Not the brightest cookie in the bunch." Wish I were making this up.

Me: Sounds like this guy is a few crayons short of an attic.

It’s a good thing I already know when your birthday is or I might have exploded

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Moi

YES YES YES

USS Striderfeelings: Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why. »

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN…

Autocorrect, Episode 3

Me: *typing* We basically never travel.
Phone: "We basically beverages travel."
Me: 
Phone: 
Me: 
Phone: 
Me: 
Phone: 
Me: Never equals beverages now?
Phone: I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

Autocorrect, Episode 2

Me: *typing* That makes me green with envy
Phone: "That makes me green with enchanted."
Me: 
Phone: 
Me: 
Phone: 
Me: I kinda like that one